Dynamo-Clan

I was tagged by:

Rules:
1. Choose your favorite OC
2. Answer the questions in character on how you think they'd react!
3. Tag your friends!

Favourite OC : 

Liensis is a gary stu, but he is my little gary stu...
1.) Their pet goldfish dies!
Liensis: My brother won't like this....

2.) A robber as broken into their house while they are home! 
Liensis: Are you a human?
Robber: Uh, yeah...
Liensis: -insert diabolical smile here- Good, haven't eaten a human in quite some time...
Robber: -shows a sign saying "Send help plz"-

3.) A random person gives your OC a hug!
Liensis: STRANGER DANGER! Get Fuck Away From Me! -proceeds to slash person with his claws-

4.) Some idiot has challenged your OC to a bar fight!
-57 liters of vodka later-
Idiot: -dead on the table-
Liensis: Y-you pus-hic-sy, I bar-gulps puke back inside-ely -cough- got dizzy.

5.) Your OC has stumbled upon a basket of abandoned, adorable kittens!
Liensis: -makes purr sounds- Who would do such thing as leaving these poor kittens on the hot day of Axis!? I Want this being dead! -proceeds to walk to Axis War Council with a basket of adorable kittens- 

6.) Your OC is faced with their worst fear!
Liensis: Why did you bring your dog here, Laiensis!? -screams at the top of his lungs while holding to the ceiling-
Laiensis: Well, because I know he won't bite you. -say as he pets a little puppy of Tibetan mastiff-

7.) Someone has made your OC's favorite food for dinner!
Liensis: Hell Pepper Pie, hot as it can get, whoever done this deserve a promotion.

8.) Your OC witnesses someone being beaten up and robbed! What does your OC do about it?
Liensis: -rises the beater by the neck with his right hand- You motherfucker, you deserve a little bit of punishing. -delivers a left hook to the robber's genitals- 

9.) Sees a defenseless person being chased by a monster. What does your OC do?
Liensis: -whistles to get the monsters attention- You got a problem mate? -proceeds to transform into a dark mess of dark matter that would give Satan shivers down his spine-

10.) A invading army is setting siege on the city your OC is staying at. What does your OC do?
Liensis: -pull a walkie talkie out of nowhere- Namers, bring the Neo Journey here... -a gigantic 3 kilometer long space battleship appears on the sky- ...Now, rain hell upon our enemies...
-hell breaks loose, soldiers are seeing running away from a barrage of plasma beams-

11.) Your OC sees that their crush or significant other is being Bullied. What do they do about it?
Liensis: Uh, mate, you probably didn't want to do that...
-his wife proceeds to kick the ass of the stupid being that messed with her-

12.) Your OC is dungeon crawling with some friends and ends up falling through a trap door! Your OC then finds themselves in a torture chamber!
Liensis: Geez, another of these, how many of this rooms Skeleton King have?
Namers: Whatever, let's break everything and see if we get some more gold, I saw a great war hammer that I want to buy. 

13.) Someone has stolen your OC's cookies!
Liensis: This being is going to die the worse and slowest death possible.

14.) Your OC catches their crush or significant other in bed with someone else!
Liensis: Arcee, I know that Ragnarok was a part of me, but Does Not Make It Less Bad!
Ragnarok: Well, since I got out of your body, she missed a bit of rough action, you know.
Liensis: Shut the fuck up.

15.) OC's best friend is sick with a cold.
Liensis: Stay in quarantine till the doctors think you are okay, better safe than sorry.

16.) One of your OC's friends has stolen your OC's clothing while they were taking a bath in a lake! Your OC doesn't have any clothes!
Liensis: Uh, armored skin to the rescue! -proceeds to create excessive titanium skin to look like a 2.30m high Colossal Titan, no dick showing-

17.) It's Christmas day and your OC finds coal in their stocking.
Liensis: And I really hoped I would get that golden AN94 this year, well, looks like somebody going to die today...
Santa Claus: It was just a prank, bro...

18.) The Zombies are attacking!
Liensis: Namers, Bring the M1 Abrahms!

19.) Your OC gets handcuffed to their worst enemy
Liensis: Remember the acid you used on my arm?
Ratiox: I am already making it, don't worry.

20.) Your OC finds themselves in a haunted house!
Liensis: -loads a long barrel shotgun with salt-full shells- Come here little ghost, come here!

21.) Your OC has received a nasty flesh wound from battle!
Liensis: Not my other arm!

22.) Someone gross looking is hitting on your OC.
Liensis: Burn it with fire of hell!

23.) Someone very important to your OC has just died.
Liensis: Took you a little more than expected, right, father? Now you can go and be with uncle again.

24.) Your OC gets challenged to a eating contest!
Liensis: You are going to lose horribly.

25.) You get to meet your OC! How would they react to meeting you?
Real One: Sooo...
Liensis: Why did you create me with such an overpower level?
Real One: Because reasons!

I shall tag:

Real One: Hi, after two or three months, my computer got access to the internet.
Real One: -eyelids twitching- And I have over 10K deviations and almost 3K to see and delete, till later.
-data log 5/10/2016-
Real One: Well, my computer went to shit some months ago, got him recently back, and just now I got access to a stable internet connect, I already deleted over 5K of journals and almost 3K of deviations, 8,326 deviations to go.
-data log 6/10/16-
Real One: It's empty, my mail box(?) is empty, and I didn't go insane!
True One: Well, it's hard to get insane when you already are!

Real One: Hey, first post of the year, half a month late, of course.
Real One: Okay, I want to talk two games, one I bought for R$170 or, uh, US$42 and some cents, two days ago, and a game which my friends...
-the personifications of the Pirate Bay and Bitlord appear shaking hands-
Real One: ...Help me get, and the third, I going to talk about him later.
Real One: Okay, the first one is Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, well, it's a Kojima game, what more do I have to say than it's great amazing, and exploring the Mother Base, something I wanted to do in Peace Walker, that just completed the pack.
Real One: The second is, the most popular game in Deviant Art, Undertale, oh well, how do I begin with this,
Liensis: The tutorial?
Real One: Good idea, Toriel, is too much protective, she fucking stopped my first battle, and, that spiked floor puzzle, I know that the tutorial is some sort of "hold my hand, I don't want to die" but that's too much, you don't actually hold the hand of the player, next point?
Liensis: Sans' "jokes" and Papyrus' puzzles.
Real One: I don't know, I think my humor is bit different, because I wanted to make sans into Bone Flour! Papyrus is just dumb, well, the puzzles involving PlayStation symbols were good, they made me think, but that which involved invisible walls, that one shows how idiotic that guy is, seriously, why didn't he throw the darn orb over the walls, if they really existed, of course, next point?
Liensis: This paper says that you can just talk about anything you want about Undertale now.
Real One: Well, okay, Undyne, I think the only real enemy for now, I still need to kill Mettaton, I don't know if I take her determination to kill me as good or as bad, because in one side, it shows how much she wants to free the monsters from the Underground Caves, and the other side is that, it's get be angry, I just hate when enemies don't die,.
Real One: And now let me show a list of things I want to kill but I can't, firstly, that lizard like boy that appears right after Undyne sees me and wants to kill me, that idiot was just annoying, next one is the scientist that created Mettaton, that thing, just makes my brain boil by my anger, principally the twitter/facebook style updates, I want to dismember that thing.
Liensis: Hey, Real what about the third game and the mod?
Real One: Oh, yeah, Doom, I want a modification for Doom, which can be combined with Project Brutality so I can brutally massacre each of the characters from Undertale, firstly I find the player character which would say "Go IDKFA on them." and then I can blow the head of each character and making them cry, I would like if the I could open Mettaton V1 with a chainsaw and then force my flamethrower up his new ass and then burn him up.

Everyone, please, listen to me while I ask this, principally , anyone that watches me or that I watch, that loves the Alien franchise, already played Alien Trilogy? For me the best Aliens game existing? Just saying that because I could never play Isolation on this putrid thing that I call a computer.

Tagged by my fellow comrade
RULES:

1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this" You legitimately have to tag 10 people.
's Questions!:

1. Favorite anime bae? (What anime character do you like the most?)
Light Yagami, because of what he do, you know, cleaning the World and only leaving the good.
2. Favorite video game?
GoW (from Sony), Battlefield, Medal Of Honor series, GTA series, Gran Turismo series, DMC series, Minecraft, Metal Gear Solid series
3. What would you do if your best friend wanted to be your mate?
Hey, I only have male friend and I am straight, so, Hell No!
4. What inspires you the most?
Well, music, good people, like most of dA, and some other things.
5. Main hobbies? 
Drawing, writing and playing games, and stalking good artists in dA

Comrades that will do this!
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My Questions for the tagged:
1.Who would you save in a Apocalypse?
2.Favorite Movies or series?
3.If could change anything in the world, what would it be? And be creative!
4.Do you have something that you don't want anyone to know? If yes, say it.
5.And finally, Solve this, and this is what I would say to you if I meet you all personally, so, what the result of this equation 9x-7i>3(3x-7u)?